Chief Cat Chaos Officer

Oana Goge

Senior backend developer by day. Wrangler of distributed systems and equally distributed cats by also day, and night. I keep the servers purring and help the cats of Kattekøbing find their humans.

psst - type cat anywhere

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Cat chaos control center

Real buttons. Real consequences. Mostly cats.

chaos events triggered: 0

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Kattekøbing rescue

The small volunteer cat rescue behind the Chief Cat Chaos Officer title.

Kattekøbing is a volunteer-run cat rescue. The real work is the unglamorous kind: intake, fostering, vet trips, and patiently matching each cat to the right home. Oana keeps the systems behind it quietly running so the humans can spend their time on the cats.

Every cat that comes through is a real one waiting on a real human.

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Cat rescue volunteering

How the Chief Cat Chaos Officer actually spends her off-hours at Kattekøbing.

Keeps the systems running

Brings a senior backend developer's toolkit to a volunteer rescue: the quiet plumbing that lets the humans spend their time on the cats, not the spreadsheets.

Supports fosters

Fostering is how cats get a soft place to land before their forever home. Good coordination and a calm answer to 'is this normal?' make all the difference.

Wrangles the chaos

The Chief Cat Chaos Officer title is mostly the unglamorous ops: vet runs, supplies, transport, and turning a panic into a calm checklist.

Want to help Kattekøbing?

Pick a way in. Every button here also unleashes a few cats, because good behaviour deserves a reward.

$ git checkout -b help/kattekobing && git push --set-upstream cat

Got a gnarly backend or a cat that needs a home?

Either way I'm probably interested. The first answer is usually "have you checked the logs"; the second is usually "yes, bring the cat".

no real cats were rolled back in the making of this site